I don't know about everyone else, but I've had an extremely difficult time so far trying to study for finals. I guess my brain is just done. Ready for the break. So, to help explain my procrastination activities, I've compiled this list of things that may tend to happen while "studying". It may vary wherever you are; I tend to get more done in the library, but I hate that place with a burning passion, so I've been attempting to study in my apartment. That may (and should) change soon.
(This list is overly dramatic. You were warned.)
1.) Get out textbook and notes.
2.) Organize notes, get highlighter ready.
3.) Open and turn on laptop.
4.) Notice extremely dirty bedroom.
5.) Clean extremely dirty bedroom. Waste 1 hour.
6.) Exhausted from cleaning filthy room. Take 2 hour nap.
7.) Wake up hungry, make grilled cheese.
8.) Turn on TV. Catch up on Khloe and Kourtney's lives, since yours is clearly boring.
9.) Facebook. Twitter. Pinterest. Pandora (OMG the Backstreet Boys station is awesome)
10.) Dance around room to Backstreet Boys.
11.) Close blinds, hoping no one saw.
12.) Check emails.
13.) Look at online study guide. Contemplate studying.
14.) Nope, got all day.
15.) Clean out car. Find long-lost awesome sparkly fingernail polish.
16.) Paint nails, watch "Extreme Couponing". Why not?
17.) Hungry again, make quesadilla.
18.) Look at online study guide again, go to Youtube instead.
19.) Search "funny cat videos".
20.) Laugh hysterically.
21.) Get out textbook and highlighter.
22.) Read for 10 minutes.
23.) Wake up an hour later, drooling on yourself.
24.) Facebook. Twitter. Pinterest.
25.) "I need some fresh air to clear my mind": Go to Target.
26.) Buy season 2 of Boy Meets World. Go home and watch for 3 hours.
27.) "Omg, it's dark already?! Gotta study!"
28.) Gotta eat first. Make sandwich.
29.) Look at notes, doze off again
30.) Wake up the next day, repeat.
Basically, that's the reason I'm so unproductive. I swear I have the attention span of a rodent.
Good luck with finals, everyone. Wish me luck, too. Clearly, I need it.

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